9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 29, 2005
"This is the seventh time he's stood me up. I"ll bet he's with that geeky twerp from Juilliard." "Well, I'm not leaving till he comes home! I mean, if you don't mind." "Of course not, but I'm sure there's a sound reason." "A perfectly sound reason he's neglected to share." "Could we watch "An Affair to Remember" while I wait?"