9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 20, 2005
"You should be more thorough in talking about your past with Edda. When you said you bathed naked together, you didn't mention you were both five years old at the time." "How would you feel if she told everyone you had a panda doll named "Admiral Eva" that you dressed in a canary yellow nightie...But she didn't mention that was when you were a child?" "Um...Outraged."