9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 01, 2004
March 31, 2004
April 02, 2004
Transcript:
"The fact is, Mr. Thorax, this melting obsession is nothing more than a manifestation of a highly suggestible personality coupled with a rerun of the Wizard of Oz." "Really?" "I once had a patient like you... All I had to say was 'You sir, are a chicken!' And he would leave a clutch of eggs in my ashtray." "But let's face it. You're just standing in a hole filled with vile ooze, wasting my time. You'll get my bill in the mail." "Cluck."
