9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 27, 2004
"When we're out together people must think I'm dating an undergraduate." "Then they must think I snagged the prom queen." "But more likely, I'm being called a cradle robber." "I'll bet you have a portrait at home that ages for you." "Well, what have you and Elliott been doing?" "Lying like mad."