9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 11, 2003

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"'This endeavor will be something to completely, unequivocally, but in a measured way, given my years of experience, throw myself into.'" "I'm sorry, but as a preposition surgeon with a subspecialty in split infinitive reattachment, I have to tell you there's no hope." "I've called in a grammar priest to give your sentence the last rites."