9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 06, 2003

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"I think we should abolish the school uniform and let girls wear tight, cut-off denim shorts, spaghetti-strap camisole blouses and sandals." "You're wearing brown shoes instead of black today, aren't you?" "How did you know?!" "I can tell when I'm being prepped."