9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 08, 2003
Transcript:
"I think you should know that I took notes on every word you uttered today, and will sedulously commit them to long-term memory not only so they contribute to a good grade, but that they might shine through evry critical decision-making process for the rest of my life." "Isn't that every teacher's fondest hope?" "No...It's the hope that I had even the slightest idea of what I was talking about."