9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 01, 2003
July 31, 2003
August 02, 2003
Transcript:
"Hello, I'm calling from Trihedron-West International Telephone Systems...How are you today?" "My leg is presently caught in the quantum singularity in my tractor shed..." "...Such that my foot has emerged through a space-time rift in the Omicron sector of the galaxy where Zeligoid Mucus Beings are attempting to mate with my toes...With some success, I might add..." "Okay, who gave me this number?"
