9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 14, 2002

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Juliette: "Oh, Good Lord!...This new trustee is a prattling nightmare!...Resist the urge to scream...Cling to your diplomatic smile!" Trustee Juliette: "...Oh no! He's launched into his world view! He's not only a goon, he's a bigot and a misanthrope!...Maintain the smile...for dear life!" Juliette: "Heaven help me, he's getting personal! This platitude-spouting, idiot fascist want to date me!...Don't retch! He hold the purse strings." Edda: "What are you frowning about?" Juliette: "Nothing...It just feels so good."