9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 14, 2001
Edda is trying on an outfit. Gran and Juliette look in on her. Juliette says: "If I had her figure, I'd put on my slinkiest clothes and stand in front of the mirror all day, sighing contentedly." Gran says: "If I had her figure, I'd travel back in time and compromise Patton's Third Army." Juliette looks at Gran. Juliette says to Edda: "You know, I've always felt mother and I don't confide enough...And it's at moments like these that I'm truly thankful."