9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 18, 1994
Transcript:
woman: I was just asking you to be spontaneous and kiss me. man: that's a logical contradiction. you can't dictate spontaneity. man: Suppose I insisted you spontaneously overwhelm me with raw passion for the next 15.67 seconds.... your mother was being logically contradictory. edda: I'll get the bengay.