9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 19, 1993

Transcript:

Edda: yesterday, I was babysitting a six year old who's already beginning to have her doubts about santa claus. amos: Well, you know hot it is...loss of innocence...early but inevitable...sad really... edda: She just can't swallow the idea of an obese 4th century, mesopotamian saint cramming himself down chimney flues all over the world. amos: well, of course, the concept is totally absurd. he employes a beaming device that breaks up his atomic structure and reassembles it from house to house. amos: you've never heard of "star trek"? Amos: Boy, talk about naive.