2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for August 25, 2008
Crowd: That farm belongs to us! NASCAR! That farm is mine!! I'm the listing agent here! Judge: Order! Order in this courtroom!!! Let's be reasonable, people. It's what sets us apart from a pack of animals! Crowd: (profanity symbols) Meanwhile, somewhere on a train... Cow 1: You got the short stick chicken. Looks like you get poop bucket duty again.