2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for August 10, 2008
Cow 1: I have called this meeting to call to your attention to the fact that the succulent green weeds along the pond belong to the cows. Meeting adjourned. Rabbit 1: No way cow! My family live around these ponds since the ark!! We have grandfather clause! Cow 1: Okay, I fail to see how your grandpa dressing up like Santa has any.... Rabbit 1: My Granpappy died fightin' the goats for them weeds!!! Cow 1: My mother gave birth to me in those weeds!! Chicken: My one-third share of the weeds goes to the highest bidder!! Rabbit 1: I go have weed salad right now! Chicken: Though more rare than road rage, prairie rage is a far uglier scene.