2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for July 25, 2008
Pearl: Vote "No" on the annexation. Can we count on you? Council Woman: My vote's not for sale. Pearl: Everybody's got a price. Council Woman: Well, there is one little thing. You could sell my house. It's been on the market since Genghis Khan walked the earth. Pearl: Try upgrading the plumbing.