2 Cows and a Chicken by Steve Skelton for July 09, 2008
Chicken: Shouldn't we be trying to come up with an escape plan or something? Cow: Maybe we should head south like geese do. Chicken: It's a known fact among the bird community that the reason geese fly south for the winter is to indulge in a lengthy spring break filled with debauchery! Cow: No way! You're just jealous because you can't fly in formation! Chicken: The "V" stands for vodka.