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   dukedoug said, 3 months ago

   First, send me all your money … you won’t be needing it any more.
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   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   And write your will…
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   capndunzzl said, 3 months ago

   …Ziggy must be a Virgo.
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   caller49 said, 3 months ago

   Sounds like the horoscope I should be reading lol.
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   oddball1972 said, 3 months ago

   Mine says that every day
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   Wolf Emperor said, 3 months ago

   It’s gonna be one of those Mondays
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   Clark Kent said, 3 months ago

   How appropriate, I turn 67 today. I should do that.
8. 

   Relevart said, 3 months ago

   @Clark Kent

   Happy Birthday, Clark!
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   Relevart said, 3 months ago

   Refreshing to see Ziggy reading a newspaper considering, … it’s where he lives.
10. 

    Peam said, 3 months ago

    Horrorscope!
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    JoeCoolLives said, 3 months ago

    Happy Birthday, Clark!…or should we call you “Superman” since it’s your special day?
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    Chris Kenworthy said, 3 months ago

    Well I woke up this morning stumbled out of my rack
    I opened up the paper to the page in the back
    It only took a minute for my finger to find
    My daily dose of destiny, under my sign
    My eyes just about popped out of my head
    It said “the stars are stacked against you girl, get back in bed”
    But I feel lucky…
    (credit to Mary Chapin Carpenter.)
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    Macushlalondra said, 3 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    Happy birthday Clark Kent!
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    icky mudd said, 3 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    congrats.
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    Night-Gaunt49 said, 3 months ago

    Such silly things, Horoscopes.
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