Zachary Nixon Johnson by Zakour Dallaire Fary

Zachary Nixon Johnson

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  1. johnzakour

    johnzakour GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Oh HARV….

  2. edclectic

    edclectic said, 9 months ago

    He’s having a martini with Jimmy Stewart.

  3. suzibuy

    suzibuy GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    OK, everyone hold hands and we’ll sing Dust in the Wind.

  4. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    HARV is AWOL.

  5. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 9 months ago

    @edclectic

    Ha!

  6. Richard Roush

    Richard Roush GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Maybe HARV is the source of the ashes.

  7. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    As Harv flips Zach the bird and rides off into the sunset with the bikini assassin girls. And why not? Harv has until next Tuesday to get back here and keep the story rolling.

  8. phritzg

    phritzg GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Oops! Hope somebody has a dustbuster handy to retrieve those ashes.

  9. Jimmy Saunders

    Jimmy Saunders GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    tant funny, McGee!!

  10. Jimmy Saunders

    Jimmy Saunders GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Duh

  11. John Dallaire

    John Dallaire GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    True Story: When I was in the Navy, I was a Chaplain’s Assistant (really, mostly a librarian). We used to perform burials at sea every so often for retired officers who requested it.

    Cremated remains are sent to the ship, and it was my job to open the container and sift through the ashes to remove any metals before sending the ashes overboard. Those containers were sealed up tight, and required a hammer and chisel to break the seal. My first time trying to open a container, I hit too hard, and sent the cremains flying. Everywhere.

    Yes, I did get all the metal removed. But the poor fellow ended up interred with several dust-bunnies and random bits of lint and hair and other random bits of DustBuster debris.

    The disposal of Donnie’s ashes in Big Lebowski ranks among my favorite “I’ve been there” moments in film.

  12. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Must be some sort of electrical interference to keep HARV away. Perhaps the bad guy/gal figures he can track them down.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Now he is in trouble.

  14. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, 9 months ago

    OK, grab a broom and dustpan, and we’ll try it again.

  15. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 9 months ago

    Now Zachary is really naked.

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