Zachary Nixon Johnson by Zakour Dallaire Fary

Zachary Nixon Johnson

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  1. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 1 year ago

    However, that punch in the yap felt pretty good. To Zack. Much quieter now.

  2. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, about 1 year ago

    It was purely a distraction boob shot.

  3. 3hourtour

    3hourtour GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    …no hitting boob sound effect?!?…spunk!!!…

  4. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    One down, one to go. Bikini clad assassins that is, not boobs.

  5. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    That one’s gonna smart when she wakes up, too.

  6. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Hey, Assassin Girl. If your boob really, really hurts, ask Zach real nice like if he will massage it for you until the pain goes away. Being a gentlemen, he might help you out.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    All is fair in love and assassination. Sensitive spot for sensual or hurtful attention.

  8. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Don’cha just hate it when a really hot woman tries to kill you, and when you fight back she goes all “girly” on you?
    C’mon, it’s just not fair.

  9. John Dallaire

    John Dallaire GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Gary McSpook

    Thank you for focusing on the point of today’s strip, Gary!

  10. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @John Dallaire

    Thank you; it was easy cuz’ it involved boobs.
    My focus is laser-like.

  11. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Gary McSpook

    Wait till she wakes up with a broken jaw.

  12. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Sounds really terrible.
    But, please inform me, what has that to do with boobs?

  13. Kate Eagle

    Kate Eagle GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Leviticus

    I’m generally quiet in the commenting, but this comment is kind of really creeping me out

  14. Bruce Skidmore

    Bruce Skidmore GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    After reading all the books, and wishing there were more, I had such high hopes for this strip. Then after reading the first few weeks, I thought that maybe what I liked so much about the books just wasn’t translating into comic strip format. After the last few strips, however, I’m thinking this is just pointless. If something doesn’t change soon this is coming off my MyComicsPage. The art is comic booky, which could work if the strips came out more frequently, but as it is, there’s just not enough continuity to sustain a story. And I’m sorry but the content started out as a crash course in trying to catch everybody up who hadn’t read the books and now it’s just – I don’t know what. I wait 5 days since the last strip to hear “My boob. You punched my boob”. Really? Why should I read this?

  15. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, about 1 year ago

    “Yeah? Does THIS hurt, bitch?”

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