Zachary Nixon Johnson by Zakour Dallaire Fary

Zachary Nixon Johnson

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  1. Tue Elung-Jensen

    Tue Elung-Jensen said, about 1 year ago

    Soo can those guns aim down, or are they forced to fly down while shooting?
    But at least they didn´t start monolouging.

  2. Gary McSpook

    Gary McSpook GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I like the helmet, goggles and gloves combined with the bikinis and bare feet.

  3. 3hourtour

    3hourtour GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    …it could be worse…he could be attacked by men in bikinis!…

  4. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Zach, here is your plan. Shoot back!

  5. rmacprivate

    rmacprivate GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Popular guy. And now we wait.

  6. John Dallaire

    John Dallaire GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Tue Elung-Jensen

    The big guns need the surfer to be traveling in the direction of the target. So, yes, they need to be flying “down” to aim at a target on the ground. However, there are two smaller lasers on the underside of the board, and those can rotate and provide small fire in a 180 degree quarter sphere pattern.

  7. johnzakour

    johnzakour GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Leviticus

    Spoilers. :)

  8. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, about 1 year ago

    The one on the right is about to get herself decapitated by the gun of the one on the left.




    I hope.

  9. Susan Thomas

    Susan Thomas GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Mhmm . . . in my experience bikinis don’t protect you much from ricocheting shrapnel (don’t ask).

  10. Susan Thomas

    Susan Thomas GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    And on a side note, a link to another one of my favorite comics.
    http://hubriscomics.com/2011/06/10/hubris-future-perfect/

  11. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Tue Elung-Jensen

    Soo can those guns aim down, or are they forced to fly down while shooting?


    It looks as if while the blaster might be able to rise higher and move left or right, the front of the flying skateboard will prevent them from pointing lower.

  12. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @John Dallaire

    The big guns need the surfer to be traveling in the direction of the target. So, yes, they need to be flying “down” to aim at a target on the ground.


    Where can I get one of those? I would impress my pals next time we went deer hunting if I arrived on a flying, laser equiped skateboard. Especially if I could get one of the bikini girls to sit behind me.

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Leviticus

    You’ve got to wait at least 120 years for the breakthroughs and development and marketing are done first.

  14. Leviticus

    Leviticus GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    You’ve got to wait at least 120 years for the breakthroughs and development and marketing are done first.


    So, if I put my order in now, I will be the first on the block to get one.

  15. Dora Dingle

    Dora Dingle said, about 1 year ago

    Too they’re not fighting him underwater. What a good waste
    of swimwear!

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