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   x_Tech said, 12 months ago

   What! Kathy, you don’t have an house elf?
   Just send an an email to elfhome@gocomics.com and I’m sure they will send you (s)one.
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   Michael said, 12 months ago

   May I have a house elf too?

   • votes for goatie in keeping with the current geek trend :)
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   Adrienne Gormley said, 12 months ago

   I’d love to have a house elf, as well. Oh, man, John & Scott, you have to invent these lol
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   Phaze58 said, 12 months ago

   YAY! the beard is going !!!!! wait did I start the beard must go !
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   Pharmakeus Ubik said, 12 months ago

   That’s too bad, I wanted to see what he looked like with an Ashurbanipal style.
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   aipo86t said, 12 months ago

   I thought I had a house elf. Found out it was my wife!
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   cincity48 said, 12 months ago

   There are no elves. Everyone knows its the sock fairy that picks up socks
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 12 months ago

   Please?
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   Clark Kent said, 12 months ago

   Is the “house elf” house broken? Does it use a litter box?
   ………………………………………………………………………..
   All togther now, shave! Shave! Shave! Shave! Shave! Shave!
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    icky mudd said, 12 months ago

    @Michael

    votes for goatie in keeping with the current geek trend :)
    I want a picker upper Elf.[elegant lovely female]too. Heh,heh. :)
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    lily245pj said, 12 months ago

    enough hints..cut the mangy beard off!!
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    Thomas Scott Roberts said, 12 months ago

    @lily245pj

    This is the week. The votes were in two weeks ago, and we are going with the majority will.
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    rshive said, 12 months ago

    @x_Tech

    A house elf is soooo useful. Glad you provided the ordering instructions. Do we get free shipping?
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    Thomas Scott Roberts said, 12 months ago

    The irony is, Roy once tried to free a house elf, but it refused to take any of his clothes. Even they have standards.
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    cactuslady100 said, 12 months ago

    The only thing my house elf does is mess up the kitchen and drink all my beer never any work.Need to fire her.
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