Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, about 20 hours ago

    Now if it was one of these it would be divided pretty fast I think.

    TOURTIERE (French Pork Pie)

    Temperature: 500° F. Time: 20-25 minutes
    1 lb. fresh, lean, minced pork
    1 onion, finely chopped
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/2 teaspoon marjoram
    1/4 teaspoon black pepper
    1/4 teaspoon cloves
    1 cup hot water
    2 cups dry bread crumbs
    Pastry for two-crust 9” pie
    1 teaspoon milk (whole)

    Combine in large saucepan pork, onion, salt, marjoram, pepper, cloves and hot water.
    Heat to boiling; cover; simmer gently for 20 minutes.
    Gradually add bread crumbs until mixture is stiff but not dry; simmer another ten minutes; cool.
    Line 9” deep pie pan with pastry; fill with pork mixture; cover with pastry crust, pricked with fleur-de-lis (or just plain fork tine) pattern; brush with milk.
    Bake in hot oven until crust is golden brown. Serve hot with pickles and relishes.
    Serves 6.

    From: KATE AITKEN’S COOK BOOK

    Published by: WM. COLLINS SONS & CO. LTD.
    LONDONGLASGOWTORONTO

    COLLINS
    A White Circle Book Toronto I.S.B.N. 0 00 682482

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 20 hours ago

    Your Majesty, today’s lesson should be “Never give a lecture on economics before lunch!”

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 20 hours ago

    The budget is like a cluster f*#k.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 20 hours ago

    ‘Is easy as cake.’
    “Pie.”

  5. adubman

    adubman said, about 19 hours ago

    The Fink’s budget is a pie in the sky!

  6. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, about 19 hours ago

    The pie is a lie.

  7. Radish

    Radish said, about 19 hours ago

    The king keeps all of the pie.

  8. route66paul

    route66paul said, about 18 hours ago

    so, that is how they make those hats.

  9. Baba27

    Baba27 said, about 17 hours ago

    I wonder if they remembered the 24 blackbirds :-)

    … When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
    Oh wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before the king?

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 17 hours ago

    re: legaleagle

    Good one.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 16 hours ago

    “Let them eat pie.”

  12. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, about 16 hours ago

    @Baba27

    ♫ Blackbird singing in the dead of night…take these broken wings and learn to fly…♫

  13. russell5419

    russell5419 said, about 15 hours ago

    At least he does a better job at running a country then king obummer

  14. Brightspot60

    Brightspot60 said, about 14 hours ago

    ~3.141596…[Pi]

  15. Bruce Standfest

    Bruce Standfest said, about 14 hours ago

    A good example of low information voters at work

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