Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 20 hours ago

    ‘Not to mention roasted nuts …’
    ‘Good lord!’
    ‘… that I was carrying in my pockets…’

  2. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 19 hours ago

    Jack be nimble
    Jack be quick
    Jack jump over the candlestick
    Alas! The candle was alight
    And he burned his bum
    And it serves him right.


    Ai theng yew! (bows)

  3. rshive

    rshive said, about 14 hours ago

    Something wick-ed this way comes.

  4. James

    James said, about 12 hours ago

    Just once I’d like some judge to throw one of these frivolous lawsuits out of court and the person who wants to sue along with it.

  5. old Sarge

    old Sarge said, about 12 hours ago

    you and me both.

  6. Diat60

    Diat60 said, about 12 hours ago

    @Pacopuddy

    Good one!

  7. Lamberger

    Lamberger said, about 12 hours ago

    @James

    Judge did it the Brady (Bill) bunch….

  8. Al Nala

    Al Nala said, about 10 hours ago

    Judge Judy would verbally blister his butt.

  9. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, about 10 hours ago

    @old Sarge

    @James
    you and me both.


    Make that three! Unfortunately, there is just to much money to be made through these frivolous lawsuits…

  10. Hedgehog

    Hedgehog said, about 10 hours ago

    Jack be nimble,
    Jack be quick.
    Jack be litigious,
    Oh how sick.

  11. Dewed

    Dewed said, about 10 hours ago

    Jack-Be-Flammable

  12. saddenedby

    saddenedby GoComics PRO Member said, about 10 hours ago

    the candle stick maker gets his wicks from the government per governmental order of unionized candle stick makers. thus jack will have no luck in court as the judge will rule that the wicks were of governmental standard and from the government thus making it an impossibility for him to sue. AND the senator from ‘take your pick of state’ will immediately write a law that says that all candle jumpers will have to have asbestos seated pants in order to be able to jump candle sticks and since asbestos is cancer causing no manufacturer will be able to make them or sell them and so the art of candle stick jumping will come to an end thus protecting the candle stick jumpers from themselves and all the senators will pat themselves on the back while they pad their resume and all the media talking heads will pat themselves on the back for bringing this horrible self abuse issue to the nation and NOBODY will even come close to mentioning the fact that if jack had simply quite jumping candle sticks he wouldn’t burn his bum. AND nobody will read this because it is too long so they will simply skip over it and vote for it.

  13. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 9 hours ago

    @James

    Define “frivolous.”

  14. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 9 hours ago

    @old Sarge

    And I’ll ask you the same question. What’s your definition of “frivolous”?

  15. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, about 9 hours ago

    @neverenoughgold

    And again, define “frivolous.” Unless you’re sitting on the jury, it’s not for you to judge the severity of another’s injury and decide whether and the extent to which a third party whose negligence caused the injury should be held accountable for it.

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