Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    And me.
    I don’t get BBC America… as far as I know… so …*&&^%!

  2. WoodEye

    WoodEye GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I need one that can take care of tele-marketers.

  3. x_Tech

    x_Tech GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Smoke em if you got em, Henry.

  4. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I want an app that redirects incoming telemarketer calls to political campaign robocallers. Whoever invents that will be the world’s next billionaire.

  5. Huibert

    Huibert GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    I just got a barking mad dog, that makes it imposable to have a conversation at my front door, Though a dragon would be good.

  6. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Until a salesman selling items for dragons comes along.

  7. CMB2304

    CMB2304 said, over 2 years ago

    i f so i’ll take two so i can gve my chihuahua’s a res

  8. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 2 years ago

    While visiting my brother, some of those JWs came by. My brother sicced me onto them. I out-Bibled them, and they went away with their proverbial tails between their legs.

  9. Snoopy_Fan

    Snoopy_Fan said, over 2 years ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    Excellent! That’s happened to me too.

  10. goweeder

    goweeder said, over 2 years ago

    A surefire way to get rid of the telemarketers is to say (in a squeaky voice), “Just a minute …I’ll get my Mommy….”, put the phonr down and walk away…

  11. catman5169

    catman5169 said, over 2 years ago

    I worked in the penitentiary system for almost 25 years…while working…and still today…when these pests ignore the DNC list and reach out and touch…they ask how I’m doing…I respond “Fine, now that I’m not in prison anymore”….leaving it up to them to determine what caused me to be there….apparently, they opt for the wrong reason, and all of a sudden, decide not to talk to me!!!

  12. neverenoughgold

    neverenoughgold GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    “While visiting my brothe…”
    Good for you! It’s amazing how little the black suits with white shirts actually know about the bible.
    I like to sit on the front porch next to our fountain and read the paper, so I am easy to spot when they walk down the street. I am always polite when they first arrive; but, I don’t usually allow them too much verbiage.
    When I ask if they believe they will be one of the 144,000 who will be truly saved, they always answer with “I am not sure”.
    I respond with, “That is unfortunate; because I know I will be saved. Maybe you should reconsider what you are doing.”
    They never sick around much after this…

  13. dzw3030

    dzw3030 said, over 2 years ago

    One Sunday morning on Kauai, we were standing around in our swim gear, playing pool & drinking beer. A JW came to the screen door and knocked. Our host asked the guy if he’d ever played pool? He allowed as he had, years ago. Host suggested a game of 8 ball. “If you win, we listen. If I win, you listen to us.” The guy smiled, declined and left. It was a good day…

  14. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, over 2 years ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    I’ve done that with the Mormon dudes!!

  15. Luxurylife

    Luxurylife said, over 2 years ago

    Need to get that old E.D 209 20 seconds paused and the played from robocop when one comes to the door lol

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