Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    Wait until after they’ve had their bacon and eggs.

  2. wndrwrthg

    wndrwrthg GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Come now. The Geneva Convention has been established to nothing more than a “quaint” document at best. No need to follow its provisions.

  3. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 10 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    After that the Huns will be able to blow the King’s army away …

  4. Ji2m

    Ji2m said, 10 months ago

    Wasn’t that the Gevalia convention?

  5. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 10 months ago

  6. watmiwori

    watmiwori said, 10 months ago

    @A Common 'tater

    Especially not THAT!

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 10 months ago

    @William Pursell

    The Hessians were hung over after a Christmas night of drinking!
    (I grew up only 20 miles from Washington Crossing, PA)

  8. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    The Geneva convention is only valid when they are using the Swiss Water Decaf Coffee.

  9. flagmichael

    flagmichael said, 10 months ago

    Treaties such as the Geneva Conventions are no joke, and it is not just a “quaint document.” The Nuremburg trials were solely based on violations of the Kellogg-Briand pact, to which the US and Germany were both signatories. Japan did not sign the pact. Not all nations are signatories of the Geneva Conventions, either, and I doubt Id would have signed.

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 10 months ago


    It’s a piece a paper. Get over it

  11. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 10 months ago

    @A Common 'tater

    I liked Xena and Gabrielle and Joxur and pretty much the whole shebang.

  12. DavidHuieGreen

    DavidHuieGreen said, 10 months ago


    “Rules in warfare, it don’t make sense, it’s not a game.”
    There are practices which do not further the goals of either side but which avoid unnecessary bloodshed. If there is no way out but death or surrender and surrender is only prolonged torture, the obvious choice is die fighting, killing as many of the others as you can before you are killed even if if does not further the hopes of winning or harm their hopes of winning.
    If, on the other hand, decent treatment can be expected, it is possible to surrender, survive and not have to kill others for no purpose.
    Now, if you HAVE to kill, that is another matter, but anything which reduces that necessity is reasonable.
    Otherwise, you find yourself thinking, if I let these children live, they will grow up to fight me in ten years, if I let these women live they will bear more children and they will live to fight me in a generation. I had better kill them all just to be safe, even though they are not even combatants.

  13. Cloudchaser Sakonige

    Cloudchaser Sakonige said, 10 months ago

    He should have said “The Gevalia Convention”

  14. Chris Sherlock

    Chris Sherlock said, 10 months ago

    Hopefully for Rodney and his soldiers, it’s decaf.

  15. StuartJ12

    StuartJ12 said, 10 months ago

    That’s what our government thinks of the Constitution, its just a piece of paper, not supposed to actually limit the federal governments power at all.

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