Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id


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  1. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 6 months ago

    The world can not allow the wizard to have a shaving cream weapon.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 6 months ago

    I just found out the other day that people under the
    age of 18 can’t buy a can of spray paint because
    they can get high sniffing the fumes. I was buying
    a can of it at Walmart and the cashier asked be if I
    was 18 which was a compliment since I’m 61.

  3. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, 6 months ago


    Do they ID you at the bar too?

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    re: llewellenbruce

    was that in california?

    When I worked for NMFS in northern cal, I bought a machete to get to some hard to reach sites. I had to show I was at least 18.

  5. 4my10851cs

    4my10851cs said, 6 months ago

    years ago I worked in an auto parts store and we had a guy that came in every week a bought a spray can of Chevy orange…would not take anything but Chevy orange…said it was the best.

    Here in CA all spray paint is kept under lock and key

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    Natives around here often buy lysol… and drink it.

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Spot On Wiz! It’s grand to be that old and still THAT young!

  8. rshive

    rshive said, 6 months ago

    @russell5419 – I’m slightly above your age. If i buy wine at the grocery store, nobody even attempts to ID me. T.hey just wave me through. Their unofficial guidelines are to ID if someone looks under 40.

  9. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Silly String!

  10. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

    Be nice and clean, shave every day and you’ll always look keen.

  11. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 6 months ago

    There’s a supermarket chain here in central PA that won’t sell eggs (“hen grenades”) to minors from October 25 – October 31.

  12. Doctor Toon

    Doctor Toon GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    When I get carded, which is rare, I tell them I’ve had gray hair for over 18 years

  13. argy.bargy2

    argy.bargy2 said, 6 months ago


    In ten years, you’ll feel totally differently. I guarantee it….

  14. Old Timer

    Old Timer GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago


    That mayor bloomberg is a dunce, why don’t you move to the United States?

  15. Me3000

    Me3000 said, 6 months ago

    I thought a curse would have been in order, oh well

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