Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, almost 2 years ago

    What a way to treat your neighbor, Wiz.

  2. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    That’s a flat screen tapestry.

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    wouldn’t Henry be a good security system? Just put his picture in the window and no crook would ever burglarize the place.

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    free samples of my wife’s cooking, bear to the right

  5. peterhuppertz

    peterhuppertz said, almost 2 years ago

    … as in “bear right, beaver left”?

  6. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    A dragon on the premises sign would do it.

  7. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    I would have thought a sign that says, Trespassers will either be barbequed by a dragon or turned into a newt by Wizard’ would do it.

  8. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Or the sign in the movie, Survivors.
    ‘Do you believe there is life after death?
    Trespass here and find out!’

  9. mkahn

    mkahn said, almost 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Sounds like what happened when Dolph Lundgren was robbed:
    5/5/09
    Armed robbers fled after discovering the home they had broken into belonged to ‘tough guy’ actor Dolph Lundgren.
    The masked raiders tied up the star’s wife and terrorised her into handing over cash and jewellery by threatening her with knives.
    But they cut short their raid on the house near Marbella, Spain, after spotting a family photo of the action star and his children in one of the bedrooms.
    Luckily for the gang, Lundgren – most famous for playing Russian boxer Ivan Drago in Rocky IV – was out.

  10. Kerovan

    Kerovan said, almost 2 years ago

    Old Joke:
    A burglar was opening a window when suddenly he heard a voice saying, “Jesus is watching.”
    Looking around quickly he sees nobody so he crawls into the house. The voice says again, “Jesus is watching.”
    Again he looks around and can’t see anyone so he starts searching the house. Once more the voice says, "Jesus is watching.
    This time he spots a parrot over in the corner the voice came from. He gives a soft laugh at the thought that a parrot scared him. Just then a huge Doberman steps into the doorway. The parrot says “Sic him Jesus!”

  11. Stuart Gathman

    Stuart Gathman said, almost 2 years ago

  12. brklnbern

    brklnbern said, almost 2 years ago

    Misdirection.

  13. brklnbern

    brklnbern said, almost 2 years ago

    @Stuart Gathman

    That’s pretty good.

  14. exturk

    exturk said, almost 2 years ago

    Similar to a sign my dad was thinking about putting up -
    He raised pigs, and they eat a lot——-
    “Every 10th hog feed salesman will be shot
    Number (49) just left”

  15. Travis

    Travis said, almost 2 years ago

    @Stuart Gathman

    My thoughts exactly…

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