Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 1 year ago

    Now if it was one of these it would be divided pretty fast I think.

    TOURTIERE (French Pork Pie)

    Temperature: 500° F. Time: 20-25 minutes
    1 lb. fresh, lean, minced pork
    1 onion, finely chopped
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    1/2 teaspoon marjoram
    1/4 teaspoon black pepper
    1/4 teaspoon cloves
    1 cup hot water
    2 cups dry bread crumbs
    Pastry for two-crust 9” pie
    1 teaspoon milk (whole)

    Combine in large saucepan pork, onion, salt, marjoram, pepper, cloves and hot water.
    Heat to boiling; cover; simmer gently for 20 minutes.
    Gradually add bread crumbs until mixture is stiff but not dry; simmer another ten minutes; cool.
    Line 9” deep pie pan with pastry; fill with pork mixture; cover with pastry crust, pricked with fleur-de-lis (or just plain fork tine) pattern; brush with milk.
    Bake in hot oven until crust is golden brown. Serve hot with pickles and relishes.
    Serves 6.

    From: KATE AITKEN’S COOK BOOK

    Published by: WM. COLLINS SONS & CO. LTD.
    LONDONGLASGOWTORONTO

    COLLINS
    A White Circle Book Toronto I.S.B.N. 0 00 682482

  2. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    Your Majesty, today’s lesson should be “Never give a lecture on economics before lunch!”

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    The budget is like a cluster f*#k.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘Is easy as cake.’
    “Pie.”

  5. adubman

    adubman said, over 1 year ago

    The Fink’s budget is a pie in the sky!

  6. fear-ciuil

    fear-ciuil said, over 1 year ago

    The pie is a lie.

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    The king keeps all of the pie.

  8. route66paul

    route66paul said, over 1 year ago

    so, that is how they make those hats.

  9. Baba27

    Baba27 said, over 1 year ago

    I wonder if they remembered the 24 blackbirds :-)

    … When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
    Oh wasn’t that a dainty dish to set before the king?

  10. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    re: legaleagle

    Good one.

  11. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 1 year ago

    “Let them eat pie.”

  12. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 1 year ago

    @Baba27

    ♫ Blackbird singing in the dead of night…take these broken wings and learn to fly…♫

  13. Brightspot60

    Brightspot60 said, over 1 year ago

    ~3.141596…[Pi]

  14. Bruce Standfest

    Bruce Standfest said, over 1 year ago

    A good example of low information voters at work

  15. twypsi

    twypsi said, over 1 year ago

    Hmmm…sounds like Congress!

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