Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    I would have expected him to order a bloody mary with it’s tomato juice.

  2. charlenelin1201

    charlenelin1201 said, over 1 year ago

    Scout’s honor should be three fingers.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    But the tomato is a fruit.

  4. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Lots of vegetables in the Worcester sauce though.

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Martini with celery and an olive.

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Aye That’s Our Bung!

  7. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 1 year ago

    How about a Bloody Mary made with V8?

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    Drink enough martinis and he’ll become a vegetable.

  9. MPeters

    MPeters said, over 1 year ago

    @charlenelin1201

    He probably thinks he’s holding up three fingers.

  10. TexTech

    TexTech said, over 1 year ago

    @edclectic

    If he does not become a vegetable, at least he will have something sort of like it when his liver gets pickled.

  11. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 said, over 1 year ago

    @cubefarmer

    So leave out the alcohol and just have a Virgin Mary.

  12. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 1 year ago

    He’s already pickled…

  13. Ralph Ziggy

    Ralph Ziggy said, over 1 year ago

    @cubefarmer

    v8 is often used for bloody mary’s and virgin mary’s (leave the booze out, it’s healthier)

  14. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 1 year ago

    That drunken jackass will never learn.

  15. Mountaingreenery

    Mountaingreenery said, over 1 year ago

    He is following Andy Capp’s health regimen.

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