Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    I would have expected him to order a bloody mary with it’s tomato juice.

  2. charlenelin1201

    charlenelin1201 said, 12 months ago

    Scout’s honor should be three fingers.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    But the tomato is a fruit.

  4. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Lots of vegetables in the Worcester sauce though.

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Martini with celery and an olive.

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Aye That’s Our Bung!

  7. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 12 months ago

    How about a Bloody Mary made with V8?

  8. cubefarmer

    cubefarmer said, 12 months ago

    @K.C. Fahel

    Does that work? ( I hate vodka, so just for curiosity)

  9. edclectic

    edclectic said, 12 months ago

    Drink enough martinis and he’ll become a vegetable.

  10. MPeters

    MPeters GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @charlenelin1201

    He probably thinks he’s holding up three fingers.

  11. TexTech

    TexTech said, 12 months ago

    @edclectic

    If he does not become a vegetable, at least he will have something sort of like it when his liver gets pickled.

  12. legaleagle48

    legaleagle48 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @cubefarmer

    So leave out the alcohol and just have a Virgin Mary.

  13. pinkx

    pinkx said, 12 months ago

    He’s already pickled…

  14. Ralph Ziggy

    Ralph Ziggy said, 12 months ago

    @cubefarmer

    v8 is often used for bloody mary’s and virgin mary’s (leave the booze out, it’s healthier)

  15. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    That drunken jackass will never learn.

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