Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    Back to the drawing board Wiz.

  2. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Always be sure to read the ingredients.

  3. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    “Slug mucus” – not as sexy as potassium hydroxide, glyceryl hydroxystearate and octyldodecyl myristate. (All emolients in Oil of Olay.)

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    Even worse,’Try this anti-aging cream … you look like you could really use it!

  5. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, over 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And the models in those ads are about 20 years old, a long way from wrinkles.

    Show me a 70 year old without wrinkles, then maybe I’ll buy the stuff.

  6. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 2 years ago

    Hey! have you ever seen a slug with dry skin, don’t knock stuff that works ;)

  7. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    going all dewey in the pits just thinking about it

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Call it “magic skin restorer” and it sounds like an TV ad…

  9. Erik Van Thienen

    Erik Van Thienen said, over 2 years ago

    Call it “Nectar Molluscae” or “Spiritus Molluscae”, and everybody wants it …

  10. kea

    kea said, over 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    Right.

  11. IGoPogo4

    IGoPogo4 said, over 2 years ago

    Essence d’escargot?

  12. Josh Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 2 years ago

    @barticle35

    And the standard disclaimers.

  13. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    @AKHenderson

    “Slug mucus” – not as sexy as potassium hydroxide, glyceryl hydroxystearate and octyldodecyl myristate. (All emolients in Oil of Olay.)
    -——————
    Now, let’s see you pronounce all three of those ingredients three times in ten seconds.

  14. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    Sell it to Jason Fox!

  15. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, over 2 years ago

    sounds like something Andrew Zimmern of Bizzare Foods would try……

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