Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    Back to the drawing board Wiz.

  2. barticle35

    barticle35 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Always be sure to read the ingredients.

  3. AKHenderson

    AKHenderson GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    “Slug mucus” – not as sexy as potassium hydroxide, glyceryl hydroxystearate and octyldodecyl myristate. (All emolients in Oil of Olay.)

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Even worse,’Try this anti-aging cream … you look like you could really use it!

  5. scrabblefiend

    scrabblefiend said, over 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    And the models in those ads are about 20 years old, a long way from wrinkles.

    Show me a 70 year old without wrinkles, then maybe I’ll buy the stuff.

  6. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 3 years ago

    Hey! have you ever seen a slug with dry skin, don’t knock stuff that works ;)

  7. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    going all dewey in the pits just thinking about it

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    Call it “magic skin restorer” and it sounds like an TV ad…

  9. Erik Van Thienen

    Erik Van Thienen said, over 3 years ago

    Call it “Nectar Molluscae” or “Spiritus Molluscae”, and everybody wants it …

  10. kea

    kea said, over 3 years ago

    Right.

  11. IGoPogo4

    IGoPogo4 said, over 3 years ago

    Essence d’escargot?

  12. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, over 3 years ago

    @barticle35

    And the standard disclaimers.

  13. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, over 3 years ago

    sounds like something Andrew Zimmern of Bizzare Foods would try……

  14. Miba

    Miba said, over 3 years ago

    Actually with all the insane things some women go through for the sake of “beauty” slug mucus doesn’t sound all bad.

  15. 1MadHat

    1MadHat GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    He just needs to learn marketing…

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