Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 3 years ago

    I saw two people riding motorcycles yesterday
    in 37 degree weather which is just as dumb as
    what Wiz did.

  2. Agent54

    Agent54 said, over 3 years ago

    why you say that? That is 5 degrees over a frozen road.
    I am good down to 30 in the sun.

  3. Paula R.  Stiles

    Paula R. Stiles GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Or golfing in Scotland. Take your pick.

  4. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 3 years ago

    @Paula R. Stiles

    Midges? I still have the scars from two years ago!

  5. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 3 years ago

    Here there’s still about four inches of snow on the ground, and it’s frozen solid.

  6. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker said, over 3 years ago

    @Paula R. Stiles

    Even better: How about golfing in northern Iceland?
    It even stops snowing there from about May through September.

    True story: The Chinese are trying to buy a huge farm there
    to build a “golf course and resort” for wealthy “businessmen”
    who want “peace and quiet”. That’s right on the Arctic Circle.

    Having a strategic location in the North Sea oil fileds and
    the Arctic Ocean shipping lanes (it will only be a few more
    years before global warming melts the Arctic sea ice completely),
    has absolutely nothing to do with it. Right!

  7. Tog

    Tog said, over 3 years ago


    I dont have much option as my only means of transport is a motorcycle. Went to work yesterday, temperature 0c -32f, snow still scattered about but i had no problems though I lost the feeling in my fingertips after five miles. Luckily I only have to go thirteen miles.

  8. Glengolfer

    Glengolfer said, over 3 years ago

    You use a red ball in the snow… what’s wrong with winter golf in Scotland?… I’ve played at least once every week so far, despite the east wind.

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach said, over 3 years ago

    hey, lift clean and place, baby

  10. dkram

    dkram said, over 3 years ago

    The Intergalactic Winter Croquet Tourmament, Waterbury, VT. Is in February.
    Tis the truth.

  11. angelfiredragon

    angelfiredragon said, over 3 years ago


    Riding to work on day it started to rain after I got here a co-worker said “You can ride in the rain?” I responded with “Yeah they make them water proof these days”

    Then I went on to show them that some bikes can actually ride on ice with no danger, there is ice bike racing that is done.

    If you dress warm enough you don’t really ever get cold, at least I don’t.

  12. Bog

    Bog said, over 3 years ago


    What’s dumb about it? It was 34 this morning and I was riding to work just fine.

  13. lanman03

    lanman03 said, over 3 years ago


    I have ridden a motorcycle all winter long in Kansas City, even on snow-covered roads. That’s not easy, but possible when you have no other way to get around.

  14. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 3 years ago

    What did you shoot today Wiz?
    I shot a 68..
    Wow that’s pretty good how did you do it?
    I had Henry warm up the sandtraps, greens, and the fairway

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    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! gofundme.com/2rydr8k GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    …when you take your second stroke with a shovel…

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