Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, about 2 years ago

    “I want mine with no sugar, no cream, and strong enough to dissolve my spoon.”

  2. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 2 years ago

    @ReneTray

    As has been commented elsewhere on GC in relation to a similar comment … “What do you even need the spoon for ?”

  3. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, about 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    He didn’t say he was actually going to put a spoon in the coffee.

  4. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, about 2 years ago

    @somebodyshort

    It would melt the straw for starters ;)

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    Old Tumbleweeds gag:Best to drink Cookie’s coffee quick.
    Before it gets cold?
    Before it eats through the bottom of the cup.

  6. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, about 2 years ago

    Yes, for only 2.95 you can create a complete sense of self. I think Tom Hanks said that, or something like that in “You’ve Got Mail.”

  7. mforester

    mforester GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    To know it is strong enough.

  8. Sir Osis of Liver

    Sir Osis of Liver said, about 2 years ago

    We don’t need to see the coffee the King orders. We can tell he is a fink without that…

  9. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Q. What’s the name of this coffee shop?
    A. It’s called Planetcents..like Starbucks, but smaller and cheaper!!

  10. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    And if you think THAT was bad, see my comment on today’s Pearls Before Swine!!

  11. Tin Can Twidget

    Tin Can Twidget GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    The spoon replaces the sugar and tea for flavoring and lets you get some iron in your system.

  12. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, about 2 years ago

    Polyphenols from the coffee and polystyrenes from the spoon.

  13. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 2 years ago

    I’ll just have what Juan Valdez is having.

  14. Terri Brittingham

    Terri Brittingham said, about 2 years ago

    Be a man. Pass on the sprinkles.

  15. JP Steve

    JP Steve GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    You need the spoon to eat the coffee. (If it’s thin enough to drink it’s not strong enough!)

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