Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, over 3 years ago

    “I want mine with no sugar, no cream, and strong enough to dissolve my spoon.”

  2. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat said, over 3 years ago

    He didn’t say he was actually going to put a spoon in the coffee.

  3. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 3 years ago

    It would melt the straw for starters ;)

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    Old Tumbleweeds gag:Best to drink Cookie’s coffee quick.
    Before it gets cold?
    Before it eats through the bottom of the cup.

  5. mforester

    mforester GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    To know it is strong enough.

  6. Sir Osis of Liver

    Sir Osis of Liver said, over 3 years ago

    We don’t need to see the coffee the King orders. We can tell he is a fink without that…

  7. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Q. What’s the name of this coffee shop?
    A. It’s called Planetcents..like Starbucks, but smaller and cheaper!!

  8. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    And if you think THAT was bad, see my comment on today’s Pearls Before Swine!!

  9. Tin Can Twidget 1950

    Tin Can Twidget 1950 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    The spoon replaces the sugar and tea for flavoring and lets you get some iron in your system.

  10. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, over 3 years ago

    Polyphenols from the coffee and polystyrenes from the spoon.

  11. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 3 years ago

    I’ll just have what Juan Valdez is having.

  12. Terri Brittingham

    Terri Brittingham said, over 3 years ago

    Be a man. Pass on the sprinkles.

  13. JP Steve

    JP Steve said, over 3 years ago

    You need the spoon to eat the coffee. (If it’s thin enough to drink it’s not strong enough!)

  14. beth liebner

    beth liebner said, over 3 years ago

    Wait til the Huns hear about this.

  15. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, over 3 years ago

    A buddy of mine once ordered a real fru-fru sounding
    drink and then proceeded to tell the waiter how to make it.
    The waiter grimaced and rolled his eyes..I started
    laughing and said..Give me a double Wild Turkey over ice."
    The waiters smile returned to his face and said..
    “Very good SIR..now THAT is a drink !.”

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