Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. somebodyshort

    somebodyshort said, about 1 year ago

    Rodney would never survive Doc Toon’s

  2. ReneTray

    ReneTray said, about 1 year ago

    “I want mine with no sugar, no cream, and strong enough to dissolve my spoon.”

  3. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, about 1 year ago

    @ReneTray

    As has been commented elsewhere on GC in relation to a similar comment … “What do you even need the spoon for ?”

  4. saywhatwhat

    saywhatwhat GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    He didn’t say he was actually going to put a spoon in the coffee.

  5. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, about 1 year ago

    @somebodyshort

    It would melt the straw for starters ;)

  6. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    Old Tumbleweeds gag:Best to drink Cookie’s coffee quick.
    Before it gets cold?
    Before it eats through the bottom of the cup.

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Yes, for only 2.95 you can create a complete sense of self. I think Tom Hanks said that, or something like that in “You’ve Got Mail.”

  8. William Pursell

    William Pursell GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Aye well in Rodney’s case I should think he’d be needing a whole Lot of mystery just to be getting a date?

  9. mforester

    mforester GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    To know it is strong enough.

  10. Sir Osis of Liver

    Sir Osis of Liver said, about 1 year ago

    We don’t need to see the coffee the King orders. We can tell he is a fink without that…

  11. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Q. What’s the name of this coffee shop?
    A. It’s called Planetcents..like Starbucks, but smaller and cheaper!!

  12. RipleyKGarfield

    RipleyKGarfield GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    And if you think THAT was bad, see my comment on today’s Pearls Before Swine!!

  13. Tin Can Twidget

    Tin Can Twidget GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @dukedoug

    The spoon replaces the sugar and tea for flavoring and lets you get some iron in your system.

  14. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, about 1 year ago

    Polyphenols from the coffee and polystyrenes from the spoon.

  15. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, about 1 year ago

    I’ll just have what Juan Valdez is having.

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