Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    They were all lawyers … so it doesn’t make any difference anyway.

  2. 4my10851cs

    4my10851cs said, 5 months ago

    lawyers…rats…lawyers…rats……

  3. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

    You’re a bit out of your jurisdiction. This is the Kingdom of Id.

  4. TheSkulker

    TheSkulker said, 5 months ago

    @4my10851cs

    Don’t insult the rats!

  5. NebulousRikulau

    NebulousRikulau said, 5 months ago

    I keep wondering,
    If a product is never tested on animals, how can I be sure that my pets won’t die if exposed to it?
    It’s Never Been Tested!
    Should I take the risk?

  6. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    Ba da boom!

  7. cdward

    cdward said, 5 months ago

    Besides, the USDA has no jurisdiction in I’d.

  8. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 5 months ago

    He can turn you into a frog, if you don’t leave him alone. Lance Armstrong could have used Wiz’s talents.

  9. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 5 months ago

    Some researchers prefer using lawyers to rats because, apparently, there are some things that rats won’t do.

  10. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Aye well you see mr..agent of the US and DA,it’s really all a question of available living space and what with housing at a premium here in ID these brave and homeless souls gave up their human form so as to “fit in” so to speak.
    Ahh yes and DO be careful of that one RAT; some errant soul,whose name shall remain anonymous,had tricked into taking that very same potion. Sure and what even you do DON’T even THINK of trying to make a grab for that wee trinket in his cage that bares by the most strange coincidence, a resemblance to the very same crown worn by our King of Id. HE BITES!

  11. Nightlasher

    Nightlasher said, 5 months ago

    I’m hoping some big-shot company R&D head doesn’t read this and go “Hey, that’s not a bad idea… not bad at all [Lightning cracks in the background]”

  12. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    Agent 00Arse.

  13. ArfArf88

    ArfArf88 said, 5 months ago

    They were PETA activist before Wiz started his experiments.

  14. mkahn

    mkahn said, 5 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied, “Why did you switch?” “Well, for three reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don’t get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won’t do. However, sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings.”

  15. catman5169

    catman5169 said, 5 months ago

    If I was that inspector, I would exit stage left post-haste!!!

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