Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

    Funny. and then I read the joke in the comments…

  2. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, 5 months ago

    Catch as catch can…

  3. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, 5 months ago

    Ouch!

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 5 months ago

    Now we have a dragon who thinks he is a dog

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 5 months ago

    “I used to wonder why a frisbee seemed to grow larger the closer it came. Then it hit me.’
    (Don’t know which comedian came up that.)

  6. mpk39

    mpk39 said, 5 months ago

    How does your joke relate to the comic?

    It doesn’t, but it’s funnier.

  7. win

    win said, 5 months ago

    How does your joke relate to the comic?

    How about: If you believe you can get away with peeing in my yard then you’re better off believing flying dragons can catch garbage can lids in midair?

  8. Jonah Charney

    Jonah Charney said, 5 months ago

    one of the most brilliant comic strips of all time!

  9. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, 5 months ago

    I read the joke to my husband, and he quickly curled up in a fetal position, laughing.

  10. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Aye…and several reports of a flying saucer like object being chased by Henry,The Wizard’s pet Dragon. The growing belief is that Henry is,in fact,CHASING OFF,invaders from another world whose object it is to conquer and enslave us all. Putting to rest once and for all,the belief that: “no good came come from having a pet Dragon”. My God….could this possible lead to yet another religion….Henry Worship?

  11. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 5 months ago

    Aye…and several reports of a flying saucer like object being chased by Henry,The Wizard’s pet Dragon. The growing belief is that Henry is,in fact,CHASING OFF,invaders from another world whose object it is to conquer and enslave us all. Putting to rest once and for all,the belief that: “no good can come from having a pet Dragon”. My God….could this possible lead to yet another religion….Henry Worship?
    The Children wearing Dragon costumes with an H on the front taking the place of some red and blue costumes wearing fellow with an somewhat odd looking S on the front. Sorry Lois.

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    ANd you can’t buy a trash can lid. The s.o.b.s make you buy a whole new can. THAT should be illegal.

  13. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, 5 months ago

    Thats what I was wondering

  14. Furienna

    Furienna said, 5 months ago

    For some reason, the first joke was funny to me, but your’s isn’t.

  15. EVillin

    EVillin said, 5 months ago

    @Furienna

    Sadly I have to agree with you. I re-read the second joke trying to find out why it failed to amuse me, and perhaps I have a very dirty mind, but the statement “and his full sack was dripping blood” tipped me off so the punch-line became old news.

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