Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 2 years ago

    Funny. and then I read the joke in the comments…

  2. freeholder1

    freeholder1 said, over 2 years ago

    Catch as catch can…

  3. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 2 years ago

    Ouch!

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, over 2 years ago

    Now we have a dragon who thinks he is a dog

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 2 years ago

    “I used to wonder why a frisbee seemed to grow larger the closer it came. Then it hit me.’
    (Don’t know which comedian came up that.)

  6. mpk39

    mpk39 said, over 2 years ago

    How does your joke relate to the comic?

    It doesn’t, but it’s funnier.

  7. win

    win said, over 2 years ago

    How does your joke relate to the comic?

    How about: If you believe you can get away with peeing in my yard then you’re better off believing flying dragons can catch garbage can lids in midair?

  8. Jonah Charney

    Jonah Charney said, over 2 years ago

    one of the most brilliant comic strips of all time!

  9. K.C. Fahel

    K.C. Fahel said, over 2 years ago

    I read the joke to my husband, and he quickly curled up in a fetal position, laughing.

  10. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    ANd you can’t buy a trash can lid. The s.o.b.s make you buy a whole new can. THAT should be illegal.

  11. Colonel Claus

    Colonel Claus said, over 2 years ago

    Thats what I was wondering

  12. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    How does your joke relate to the comic?
    -————————————————
    None of us gives a sweet shit how it relates.
    It’s funny, so lay off!

  13. Furienna

    Furienna said, over 2 years ago

    For some reason, the first joke was funny to me, but your’s isn’t.

  14. EVillin

    EVillin said, over 2 years ago

    @Furienna

    Sadly I have to agree with you. I re-read the second joke trying to find out why it failed to amuse me, and perhaps I have a very dirty mind, but the statement “and his full sack was dripping blood” tipped me off so the punch-line became old news.

  15. AmyGrantfan51774

    AmyGrantfan51774 said, over 2 years ago

    lol…!!..no no we said ping pong balls!!!!!!!!!!

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