Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, over 2 years ago

    A cowardly lion he maybe, bout our Rodney ain’t stupid!

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    There’s those pesky Huns again.

  3. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 2 years ago

    You have to have a plan or you’ll never know where you went wrong.

  4. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, over 2 years ago

    @Superfrog

    … assuming you get the opportunity to review it …

  5. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    Divide and conquer is what you do to your enemy(ies). It’s no wonder Rodney does not win battles.
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    Meanwhile………………………
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    Recently, a routine police patrol was parked outside a local neighborhood bar.
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    Late in the evening, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes with the officer quietly watching.
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    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his own car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.
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    At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the street.
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    The police officer having patiently waited all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
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    To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence that the man consumed alcohol at all!
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    Dumbfounded, the officer said “I’ll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken.”
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    “I doubt it,” said the man. “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

  7. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 2 years ago

    @Rad-ish

    While he who stays and takes his chance, may leave the scene by ambulance.

  8. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Good one!

  9. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, over 2 years ago

    RONNEY HAS ONE ARROW NO BOW?

  10. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, over 2 years ago

    @dukedoug

    Yes, bad plans can be unforgiving.

  11. joe piglet

    joe piglet GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    A miss fire, he shot the bow at the Huns, leaving his arrow.

  12. rshive

    rshive said, over 2 years ago

    Guess which part of his army Rodney will be with.

  13. valgrant

    valgrant said, over 2 years ago

    @Hillbillyman

    Yes Rodney only has one arrow but you rarely see him with any arrows in his quiver. Apparently he considers them dangerous to carry around. He might trip and one would come loose and lodge in his nether regions.

  14. DavidGBA

    DavidGBA said, over 2 years ago

    Don’t want to be in the sacrificial group!

  15. JPuzzleWhiz

    JPuzzleWhiz said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Wonderful anecdote, Alex!

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