Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, over 2 years ago

    If he trips on his beard he’ll end up swallowing
    his pipe.

  2. TEMPLO S.U.D.

    TEMPLO S.U.D. said, over 2 years ago

    a wizard can dream, can he?

  3. Jenna Rose

    Jenna Rose said, over 2 years ago

    The wiz must be a ZZ Top fan.

  4. Rich Evelsizer

    Rich Evelsizer said, over 2 years ago

    No he is channeling Gandalf.

  5. rshive

    rshive said, over 2 years ago

    The Ghoul doesn’t look so impressed either.

  6. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, over 2 years ago

    In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
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    Benny was really hip, but he just couldn’t grow a beard like the rest of the flower-child guys in Haight-Ashbury
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    One day Benny met up with a Gypsy Lady who liked him enough to grant him a wish, so, naturally, Benny wished for a beard.
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    The Gypsy Lady granted the wish but warned Benny it was an irreversible wish and to always keep the beard and never cut it off.
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    Well, the years went by, the flower children aged, the hippy movement died out, and Benny went on to a career as a successful financial adviser.
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    One day Benny, after losing a potential client, decided his beard was what put the prospect off and that it no longer fit his image.
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    Ignoring the Gypsy Lady`s warning, given all those years ago, he went into the executive washroom and shaved it off.
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    POOF Benny disintegrated into a pile of ashes, the janitor swept him up and deposited him in a jar.
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    Moral: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.

  7. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 2 years ago

    Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
    He called for his pipe, he called for his bowl.
    I guess we all know about old King Cole! ;-)

  8. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, over 2 years ago

    I wonder what’s in that pipe?

  9. specinss

    specinss said, over 2 years ago

    Pipe Dream. Should have used Magic.

  10. Paul Rozeboom

    Paul Rozeboom GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    I hope you heard the grown all the way from frigid, snowy Minnesota.

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    Happy, Happy, Happy!!! http://www.gofundme.com/z6x6x4vs GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @Alexikakos

    Look behind you. I think you are channeling Jay Ward.

  12. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 2 years ago

    You sure he doesn’t mean ‘ExtenZe’?

  13. Redkaycei Repoc

    Redkaycei Repoc said, over 2 years ago

    @Paul Rozeboom

    grown? like growing a beard? or groan like hearing a pun?

  14. pinkx

    pinkx said, over 2 years ago

    pipe dreams indeed!

  15. potrerokid1532

    potrerokid1532 said, over 2 years ago

    @Paul Rozeboom

    That’s GROAN!!!!!

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