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   Llewellenbruce said, 5 months ago

   If he trips on his beard he’ll end up swallowing
   his pipe.
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   templo SUD said, 5 months ago

   a wizard can dream, can he?
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   Jenna Rose said, 5 months ago

   The wiz must be a ZZ Top fan.
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   William Pursell said, 5 months ago

   Aye J.R.,or he’s talking about those government bailout loans?
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   Rich Evelsizer said, 5 months ago

   No he is channeling Gandalf.
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   rshive said, 5 months ago

   The Ghoul doesn’t look so impressed either.
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   Alexikakos said, 5 months ago

   In the mid-sixties, there was a hippy named Benny in San Francisco.
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   Benny was really hip, but he just couldn’t grow a beard like the rest of the flower-child guys in Haight-Ashbury
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   One day Benny met up with a Gypsy Lady who liked him enough to grant him a wish, so, naturally, Benny wished for a beard.
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   The Gypsy Lady granted the wish but warned Benny it was an irreversible wish and to always keep the beard and never cut it off.
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   Well, the years went by, the flower children aged, the hippy movement died out, and Benny went on to a career as a successful financial adviser.
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   One day Benny, after losing a potential client, decided his beard was what put the prospect off and that it no longer fit his image.
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   Ignoring the Gypsy Lady`s warning, given all those years ago, he went into the executive washroom and shaved it off.
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   POOF Benny disintegrated into a pile of ashes, the janitor swept him up and deposited him in a jar.
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   Moral: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
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   AshburnStadium said, 5 months ago

   Old King Cole was a merry old soul, a merry old soul was he.
   He called for his pipe, he called for his bowl.
   I guess we all know about old King Cole! ;-)
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   AshburnStadium said, 5 months ago

   I wonder what’s in that pipe?
10. 

    specinss said, 5 months ago

    Pipe Dream. Should have used Magic.
11. 

    John Bollinger said, 5 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    OY! And groan…
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    Paul Rozeboom said, 5 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    I hope you heard the grown all the way from frigid, snowy Minnesota.
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 5 months ago

    @Alexikakos

    Look behind you. I think you are channeling Jay Ward.
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    Rickapolis said, 5 months ago

    You sure he doesn’t mean ‘ExtenZe’?
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    Redkaycei Repoc said, 5 months ago

    @Paul Rozeboom

    grown? like growing a beard? or groan like hearing a pun?
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