Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 9 months ago

    Where’s the frog today?

  2. tuna1

    tuna1 said, 9 months ago

    He’s getting a wart removed

  3. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, 9 months ago

    this was how Eddie Rabbit got started…

  4. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 9 months ago

    Hare today, gone tomorrow.

  5. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 9 months ago

    HAIR BANDS! How old is Gwen anyway?!?

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 9 months ago

    Hey Rod…you could have ended up looking like Robert Wagner in Prince Valiant? At least she’ll think your cute even if you can’t play that well.

  7. joe piglet

    joe piglet said, 9 months ago

    Someone needs a spell check. Hair and Hare.

  8. joe piglet

    joe piglet said, 9 months ago

    Go ask Alice.

  9. Alexikakos

    Alexikakos said, 9 months ago

    What’s the definition of fifty rabbits in a row hopping backwards?
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    A receding hare line.

  10. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 9 months ago

    @Alexikakos

  11. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 9 months ago

    @Rod

    The devil is in the details.
    You didn’t specify “hair”.
    No one to blame but yourself.

  12. xsintrix

    xsintrix said, 9 months ago

    @joe piglet

    When she’s 10 feet tall?

  13. Graden

    Graden said, 9 months ago

    All Wiz needed to do was look up.

  14. Ken in Ohio

    Ken in Ohio said, 9 months ago

    Two guys are in a car in the country when they run over a rabbit. They get out to look, but the rabbit is in really bad shape. One guy says “Hold on, I’ve got just the thing” and pulls out an aerosol can, which he sprays all over the smashed rabbit. The rabbit suddenly comes alive, hops up, and hops away, but every 15 seconds or so, he turns, grins at the guys, and wiggles his paw at them. After the rabbit is finally gone, the other guy says “what was in that can, anyway?” His friend says – “Hare spray with permanent wave!”

  15. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, 9 months ago

    @Ken in Ohio

    GROAN!

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