Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 10 months ago

    Another sign should say “I brake for witches”.

  2. Harryfan

    Harryfan said, 10 months ago

    “If you can read this, the horse manure is still fresh”

  3. That's Dr. K.FG!!

    That's Dr. K.FG!! said, 10 months ago

    @Harryfan

    LOL!…..Now THAT is funny!!!!

  4. mrbribery

    mrbribery said, 10 months ago

    I’d like the lizard sign for my car…

  5. heavens present

    heavens present said, 10 months ago

    tailgaters with lizards witch lounge a lot

  6. Phatts California

    Phatts California said, 10 months ago

    @mrbribery

    … me too!

  7. mpk39

    mpk39 said, 10 months ago

    Bumper sticker I’ve seen: Witches’ parking only. Violaters will be TOAD.

  8. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 10 months ago

    Then why isn’t he riding inside instead of driving?

  9. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 10 months ago

    I’m thinking the bottom one should have been: "Tailgaters will be eaten my my pet Dragon Henry…..and their coach Too!

  10. Ransom D Stone

    Ransom D Stone said, 10 months ago

    @William Pursell

    Way to long!

  11. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 10 months ago

    Maybe Wiz sitting in top with the reins in his hands might be a clue? Nahhhhhhh…too Id-iotically obvious.

  12. gir63

    gir63 said, 10 months ago

    @Harryfan

    You should be watching your feet, instead of reading this.

  13. Tacopielvr

    Tacopielvr said, 10 months ago

    I have a bumber sticker that reads “Women want me. Fish fear me.” Niether is true anymore as I rarely fish and…….hmm, cant remember the last time I was wanted, lol.

  14. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    @Harryfan

    Excellent! You know, there just might be a niche market for that bumper sticker… would that be too modern for the Amish?

  15. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 10 months ago

    @William Pursell

    Not so much too long as not compact enough… this is a real bumper sticker: “Cats are smug because they know that their ancestors ate our ancestors.” :) So length isn’t the problem, syntax is. Keep working on it and you’ll get it. :))

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