Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. hsawlrae

    hsawlrae said, 11 months ago

    Somebody deeps doing that to me year ’round.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

    The Wiz doesn’t need a leaf blower.

  3. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    That was very rude, Wizard, and it violates your wizard’s oath.

  4. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 11 months ago

    So the Wiz lives in a poor part of town?

  5. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 11 months ago

    The Wizs lives next door to a pauper? That’s odd.

  6. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 11 months ago

    Aye Hillbillyman,and if that pauper doesn’t watch his tone he’ll become a frog waiting to be kissed by a princess to break the spell…..which, to “Spell it out” means he’ll be a frog for a VERY long time.

  7. Ron

    Ron said, 11 months ago

    That should have been, “Showoffus.”

  8. tigre1

    tigre1 said, 11 months ago

    Remember? Any highly developed technology looks like magic to the uninitiated…

  9. pathfindercec

    pathfindercec said, 11 months ago

    @tigre1

    The quote (from Arthur C. Clarke) … Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

  10. Dale Netherton

    Dale Netherton said, 11 months ago

    Why do you think they are called “leaves”? Leave em.

  11. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 11 months ago

    @Ron
    @gmartin997
    @tigre1
    @pathfindercec

    Always used to like the wiz, but am coming to see him as one of the 1% elitists who has a technology which he does not share with the 99%, of which his neighbor is in that number.
    His manner in regarding his neighbor’s labor seems to say: “Let ’em eat cake”.
    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

  12. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 11 months ago

    @Dale Netherton
    Share your opinion. The operation of natural environmental processes will take care of the problem eventually.
    Problem solved. Time for a beer.
    Heineken’s, please.

  13. SCAATY_423

    SCAATY_423 said, 11 months ago

    @stripseeker

    And I second your opinion, friend. Although I do prefer a dark ale.

  14. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    @stripseeker

    Let me give you an example of the !% and the 99%:
    Two men are digging a ditch. One is digging because he loves to dig; the other is leaning on his shovel saying, “One of these days I’m gonna own the construction company”. Twenty years later, the one man owns 20 bulldozers, 10 Letoourneaux earth movers and 6 cranes; while the other is still leaning on that shovel saying, “One day I’m gonna own this construction company.” That’s the difference between your 1% and your 99%. The 99% are still leaning on that shovel. A man can’t expect his ship to come in if he hasn’t sent one out.

  15. goweeder

    goweeder said, 11 months ago

    @gmartin997

    Most 99 percenters don’t own a ship, and their daddies didn’t buy one for them.

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