Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 12 months ago

    You’re lucky she didn’t beat you with it.

  2. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 12 months ago

    Warlocks! It’s true I tell you.

  3. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 12 months ago

    Brooms must be pretty expensive in Id (but then, what in all likelihood isn’t?)…

  4. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 12 months ago

    And Wiz: I assume you made a clean sweep of the races and left the competition in the dust?

  5. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 12 months ago

    He was sweeping the road by dragging the broom along it.

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago

    re: pouncing tiger.
    .
    There’s a term that’s been redefined. When I was a kid, a warlock was a male witch. It’s supposedly an oathbreaking witch today.

  7. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 12 months ago

    Hey Wiz…..Watch out with the bragging about your prowess with a broom,or Blanche will be having you do the sweeping.

  8. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 12 months ago

    Hey, Wiz, what position did you play on your quidditch team? You look like a seeker to me.

  9. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 12 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Benny Hill ?

  10. finkd

    finkd said, 12 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Yeah, but stealing his mother’s broom was the last straw.

  11. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 12 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Well he wasn’t making like toilet paper & wiping up the rear.

  12. pathfindercec

    pathfindercec said, 12 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    When I was a child (never was a baby goat) in the ’50s, I used to read dictionary for fun.
    Wizard = male magic user of the good type.
    Warlock = male magic user of the BAD type.
    …. and oathbreaker.

  13. tigre1

    tigre1 said, 12 months ago

    And do you know what an oarlock is? Do you know what to do with an oar, after you pick up one or two? What kind of rowing-boat? or do you just like to have fun?

  14. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 12 months ago

    @pouncingtiger

    Benny Hill!

  15. Garf_Lasag

    Garf_Lasag said, 12 months ago

    @Llewellenbruce

    Good one, man.. Had me LMAO.. :-)

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