Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 11 months ago

    The only tree on the course and he manages
    to hit it.

  2. Top Cat

    Top Cat said, 11 months ago

    What happens when he lands in a sand trap?

  3. AussieDownUnder

    AussieDownUnder said, 11 months ago

    Any wonder he’s teed off (both meanings) and can’t hit the ball straight…..it’s oval when it should be round. Good luck with the putting.

  4. Peabody-Martini

    Peabody-Martini said, 11 months ago

    He could take up yoga but good luck finding an instructor who would A: put up with Fink or B: not be looking to get even with Fink. These are not mutually exclusive.

  5. dmohoni

    dmohoni said, 11 months ago

    The best way to avoid hitting a tree on a golf course is to aim for it.

  6. revisages

    revisages said, 11 months ago

    if you’re so the king, why couldn’t you put that hole under that tree?

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    Most golfers would just cuss and throw their clubs.

  8. dukedoug

    dukedoug said, 11 months ago

    Why do you play golf ? Because it relaxes me !!

  9. kdale8338

    kdale8338 said, 11 months ago

    This reminds me of the “Eisenhower Tree” on the 17th hole at
    Augusta. The president hit this pine tree so many times he proposed in an Augusta golf course board meeting that it be cut down. Rather than offend the president by refusing to cut it down, the board adjorrned.

  10. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 11 months ago

    Oh I don’t know…..the canon seems to have done the trick of removing the golf shot impediment……How’s yoga gonna do that Rodney?

  11. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    @William Pursell

    Anger management.

  12. WebSpider

    WebSpider said, 11 months ago

    With it being the only tree on the course, I am surprised that it wasn’t a Hun spy. Good thing that wasn’t the case. ;-)

  13. stripseeker

    stripseeker said, 11 months ago

    @gmartin997
    Nothing that a little creative bookkeeping on the score card can’t fix. What, me worry?

  14. Jo Jo  Da Bulldog

    Jo Jo Da Bulldog said, 11 months ago

    The only tree gone? But what if I have to use the bathroom?

  15. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 11 months ago

    @stripseeker

    That’s what Bob Hope always said. As he told Billy Graham as he was signing Billy’s name to his scorecard, “There’s no commandment that says, Thou shalt not commit forgery.” Billy Graham’s own words.

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