Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

Wizard of Id

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  1. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 12 months ago

    I went into a pro shop just yesterday and asked if they had any hail sized golf balls.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 12 months ago

    Tomorrow he’ll shoot seven over and recant his
    statement he made today.

  3. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 12 months ago

    So that’s all we need to do? Give the POTUS golf lessons?

  4. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 12 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    Old joke or new, I like it. Now would you like a little coffee with your sugar? ;)

  5. Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist

    Fiendly Neighbourhood Terrorist said, 12 months ago

    Knowing the fink, that probably means he made seven peasants line up under a sign called “par” and shot them.

  6. Hillbillyman

    Hillbillyman said, 12 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    LOL now that’;s funny I don’t care who you are!!!

  7. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 12 months ago

    Yeah, but what’s par on his course? Likely 100.

  8. Dogsniff

    Dogsniff said, 12 months ago

    @Alain Harper: That’s original material there, and I don’t get the reference of coffee to sugar. Sorry.

  9. Rockngolfer

    Rockngolfer said, 12 months ago

    Kim Jung Il made 11 holes in one the first time he played.

  10. gmartin997

    gmartin997 said, 12 months ago

    @Dogsniff

    I think he’s implying King Fink is laying the sugar on a little too heavy.

  11. William Pursell

    William Pursell said, 12 months ago

    Aye, but come the next morning…the wars back on…and the Taxes raised 30%.

  12. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 12 months ago

    @William Pursell

    Yes, when he drops every other ball into the water traps.

  13. Citizen GROG!

    Citizen GROG! said, 12 months ago

    I didn’t realize that the peasants fortunes all hung on the outcome of the Fink’s golf game.

  14. route66paul

    route66paul said, 12 months ago

    must have been miniature golf.

  15. whitecarabao

    whitecarabao said, 12 months ago

    @route66paul

    That’s a great one!

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