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1. 

   Yukoner said, 29 days ago

   Yeh, you freeze it first.

2. 

   EarlWash said, 29 days ago

   Not that much bronze in all the kingdoms.

3. 

   FlyGuyP38 said, 29 days ago

   Encrusting it with diamonds would probably work better.

4. 

   sjoujke said, 29 days ago

   Why bother bronzing it, or encrusting it with diamonds? It’s the thought that counts!

5. 

   Jo Jo said, 29 days ago

   Ha ha, I gave at the office.

6. 

   vlechtja said, 29 days ago

   Better than bronzing steam it.

7. 

   BC13 said, 29 days ago

   Yup, given what the Fink has given his subjects,, I think steamed manure would make a much better statement.

8. 

   Susan001 said, 29 days ago

   When my first landlord retired, a fellow tenant suggested getting up a collection for him.
   I replied, “How do you deposit spittle?”

9. 

   CliffG.I.Woes said, 29 days ago

   Could we send it to Washington D.C.?

10. 

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 28 days ago

    How about giving him a bottle of Anacin as a remembrance of all the headaches he’s caused?

    A.

11. 

    EarlWash said, 28 days ago

    And don’t forget the suppositories.

12. 

    Joe Allen Doty said, 28 days ago

    The pint-sized King of Id has given his subjects absolutely nothing and has overtaxed them as it is.

    She might literally mean that the only thing that the king has given the citizens of Id is actually manure.

    Some people do give a gift to a person similar to the gift he has given them.

13. 

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 28 days ago

    If the king gives you manure, your heart should finally be surrounded with good soil for the right seed.

    In adversity doth deep roots grow.

14. 

    Dora Dingle said, 28 days ago

    Trust me, he has tons of it!

15. 

    grazer said, 28 days ago

    The King outlawed the bronzing of manure ‘cause it causes bigger welts when he gets hit with it.

16. 

    boldyuma said, 28 days ago

    Yes…you can bronze manure….but….
    you can’t polish a turd…..

17. 

    joefish625 said, 28 days ago

    first off, you place said manure into a paper bag, set paper bag ablaze, ring doorbell, run away…

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    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 28 days ago

    If bronzing is no longer allowed, grazer, then
    we will have to gold plate it
    And a gold plated turd
    would have both ends
    squared off instead of tapered

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    OldHipster said, 28 days ago

    ALL he has given them??? All he has given them is a big pile of beans, which, when converted, will become a big pile of steaming manure.
    The FINK is STILL a FINK!

    Ya heard me?