Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. Gweedo Murray

    Gweedo Murray said, about 1 month ago

    It looks so much weedier now !

  2. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Mortica Addams would be proud.

  3. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, about 1 month ago

    Strikes a chord somehow…..

  4. yyyguy

    yyyguyGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    one person’s weed is another person’s grass.
    right hipster?

  5. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    She’s the flower of his heart, a blooming idiot.

  6. glslightning

    glslightning said, about 1 month ago

    Be careful what you wish for…

  7. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Didn’t she just flower the weed bed?
    Or, perhaps we should say, “deflower” it?

  8. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Ray

    My thought exactly. But what’s she going to do with the flowers?

  9. rshive

    rshive said, about 1 month ago

    If a weed garden can be deflowered,
    And a minister can be defrocked,
    can a cowboy be deranged?

  10. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    “The witch’s promise was coming, and you’re looking
    elsewhere for your own selfish gain.”

  11. Constantinepaleologos

    Constantinepaleologos said, about 1 month ago

    I hope that’s the king’s bed.

  12. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Naw, I don’t think the king sleeps there. :0)

  13. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Can a scholar be detreatised?

    (Sorry, that was a real stretch.)

  14. grazer

    grazer said, about 1 month ago

    Can a firefly be delighted?
    Can a hook be debated?
    Can a leg be defeated?
    Can a wrestler be debriefed?
    Can a pond be deducted?
    Can a hill be degraded?
    Can a butcher be delivered?
    Can a castle be demoted?
    Can drycleaning be depressed?
    Can an intersection be designed?
    Can a ballot be devoted?
    Can Dr. Jeckyll be dehydrated?

  15. mfcoace

    mfcoaceGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    My winner is Dr Jeckyll!

  16. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    Can a witch be despelled?
    Can a tree be defelled?
    Can you take the witch’s broom?
    And blow it up - kaboom!
    Can your wishin’ be dewelled?

  17. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    I find it interesting that folks claim that pastors of certain churches are defrocked when they get kicked out of their churches and the pastors just wear regular business suits and ties when they preach.

  18. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    To defrock, unfrock, or laicize a minister or priest is to remove their right to exercise the functions of the priestly office.
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

  19. Ray C

    Ray CGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I vote for the butcher.

  20. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, about 1 month ago

    Witch likes her weed.

  21. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    Weed?

    Light ‘em up, dudes!
    Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

  22. Frobisher

    FrobisherGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    I didn’t know Broom Hilda was ever that tall.

  23. Melissa Tempke

    Melissa Tempke said, about 1 month ago

    Can a Mother Cow be decalfenated? Sorry- couldn’t resist!