Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, about 1 month ago

    Is this part of the new health bill?

  2. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, about 1 month ago

    Is he looking for the goat because they are known to eat tin cans?

  3. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, about 1 month ago

    Sorry, wrong wizard. You want the one with the big green floating head

  4. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, about 1 month ago

    You can only do that if he signed the back of his driver’s license.

  5. DreamScourge

    DreamScourge said, about 1 month ago

    Now the OZ tales would have been a lot more interesting with a lil bit of animal sacrifice in them

  6. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, about 1 month ago

    Why not just take Dorothy’s?

    (°o°)

  7. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, about 1 month ago

    This is darkly amusing. I’m very pleasantly surprised.

  8. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, about 1 month ago

    The Tin Man from the “Wizard of Oz” went to see Wiz, the Wizard of Id?

  9. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-TurtleGenius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    We’re off to see the Wizard
    the Wonderful Wizard of ID…

  10. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, about 1 month ago

    Yup - I knew it. Brett Farve is the goat.
    (See ‘In the Bleachers’ for how I got a heart by befriending Brett Farve)

    A.

    Goatherding 101 -
    swwoooooosh!

  11. comixavier

    comixavier said, about 1 month ago

    Is the Wizard of Id gonna use that same goat’s brain when the Scarecrow comes? As for the Lion’s courage, I don’t know.

  12. Susan001

    Susan001 said, about 1 month ago

    Actually, the punch line was kinda lame.
    IMHO, a better one might be the wizard’s wife appearing and saying, “Why don’t you just rip MINE out?!”

    Maybe you could think up others.

  13. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, about 1 month ago

    Weasel would be a better heart to use.

  14. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, about 1 month ago

    Where’s those donations when you need them?

  15. dkram

    dkram said, about 1 month ago

    Some……..Where, over the rain bow

  16. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, about 1 month ago

    What a heartless creature you are, WIZ!!