Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    whoever said the truth will set you free was a liar.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

    Even the clergy isn’t safe from the little fink.

  3. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    I told him to separate church and state.

  4. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    He’s the Fink of Finks would you expect less ?

  5. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    rricchhterr, whoever says He was a liar is taking Him completely out of context.

    That said, He also said “do not cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot and turn to attack you”.

  6. Leonardeuler

    Leonardeuler said, 2 months ago

    Fink should have been imprisoned, not the padre.

  7. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

    Confession may be good for the soul, but it’s sure h e l l on the arms.

  8. 1cat3dogs

    1cat3dogs said, 2 months ago

    Becareful Fink, the Padre’s Boss might pay you back with something worse.

  9. jo  shaw

    jo shaw said, 2 months ago

    Hey, Padre , can you see my house from there?

  10. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    if you are bent on beliefs, for the sake of belief,
    you are wasting your time…

    if you are bent on beliefs to cover all bases,
    consider what your beliefs include…

    some include wicked forms that you may regret including.

    if you are the holier than thou type,
    recognize that you are indeed imperfect.

    if something perfect, in your mind, made you, and you recognize you are imperfect, my question would be,
    how can something perfect make something imperfect?

    and if it allowed such as rape, incest, etc.,
    How could you consider worshiping ?

    as a moment in time is limited to that moment, every last coherant being is limited…

    this is o.k. the more you know, the more you recognize how little you know… somethings are a waste of time.

    all you have to do is look into the past…

  11. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    All interesting questions, all answered fully and effectively long ago.

    Whereas the skeptic has no objective basis for judging any action at all right or wrong (save that of expediency) and therefore has no right or ability to speak of such matters, let alone judge God for what He does or doesn’t do.

    Has it occured to you that evil is only allowed in the world because we, in our self-will, wouldn’t have it any other way? The price of preventing evil is submission to the loving God’s authority, which is the one thing that human nature cannot and will not do of itself.

  12. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    No one is safe from the FINK!

  13. ♠Lonewolf♠

    ♠Lonewolf♠Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Look out Fink, the Padre has outside help!!

  14. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Too bad the padre hasn’t the wizards power

  15. Powerboy

    Powerboy said, 2 months ago

    I confess I dosed off before I finished reading this one.

  16. grazer

    grazer said, 2 months ago

    I believe in a Supreme Maker because it automatically gets me off the hook.

  17. Nick V

    Nick V said, 2 months ago

    Do everything, admit nothing, evade prison. Simple enough to follow, difficult to execute.

  18. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    The KING is a FINK ! I think I’ll doze off for a few.

  19. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    My BF also dozes off during our rabbis’ sermons. And we always sit in the front row, where the rabbis can see him!
    LOL

  20. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    If the truth will set you free, it is appropriate that the padre is not free.

    Torah is truth - just ask psalm 119 or King Davd, whichever you find first!

    A.
    ………………………………………………………………..

    @grazer - believing in doesn’t make the cut - believing what is written makes the bench - believing in what’s written and doing makes you a starter.

    Being off the hook means you are not in the boat.

  21. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 2 months ago

    Friar Tuck?…..no…Friar’s F@#%*d…..

  22. grazer

    grazer said, 2 months ago

    DD FENCE EMET said: ”@grazer - believing in doesn’t make the cut - believing what is written makes the bench - believing in what’s written and doing makes you a starter.“

    It is written: “BELIEVE and you will be saved, grazer.” (Acts 16:30-31)

    What should I believe?….you?–a book?–or my Maker??

    A.

  23. comixavier

    comixavier said, 2 months ago

    That fink! He is pardoned for dozing off in church, but doesn’t pardon the religious man for dozing off during in royal business?

    So much for “forgive and forget.”

  24. Joe Allen Doty

    Joe Allen Doty said, 2 months ago

    The irony in the Kingdom if Id is that all of the people who are over 8 years old are taller than the King.

    Absolutely nobody in Id even likes him.

  25. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    @grazer -

    The bookmaker and its content. Don’t believe me if I go against either. Saved will make the cut. I would rather be a starter.

    Outer court, inner court or Holy of Holies - that is the question.

    A ;)

    Does it say grazer? That must be the new international ucomics version.

  26. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    1Jn 4:20 If someone says, “I love Elohim,” and hates his brother, he is a liar. For the one not loving his brother whom he has seen, how is he able to love Elohim whom he has not seen?