Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

    Wiz’s loophole.

  2. tbree

    tbree said, 2 months ago

    Anyone who speaks up for the rights of cockroaches should live in a house with say, 50 million of them. That should change their tune.

  3. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    If you can cure cockroaches you can cure anything.

  4. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Unless PeTA gives cockroaches rights too! & I agree with you tbree! lets see if those vegan noobs from PeTA can survive with a house filled with over 50 million Cockroaches!!

  5. Edcole1961

    Edcole1961 said, 2 months ago

    One thing he could learn is how many of them he can hold together with a roach clip.

  6. Fred_Basset_fan

    Fred_Basset_fan said, 2 months ago

    Check out petakillsanimals.com - that will educate you all.

  7. Mac

    Mac said, 2 months ago

    Yukoner said: ”If you can cure cockroaches you can cure anything.”

    Cure them of what?

    Oh. Wait.

  8. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    50 millions? Just put 500, 50 or even 5… They’ll be screaming like little girls

    …and pardon my ignorance: what does “vegan noobs” stand for?

    Wizard: I bet there is no nuclear radiation research at Id.

  9. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Those P.I.T.A. animal rights groups will find a way to save the cockroach.

  10. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 2 months ago

    Animal right people:

    “Keep animals below people” - that’s what animal right people say.

    Animal left people: stubborn goats, who rather have animals left than people.

    A.

  11. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

    Lots of people all over the world eat cockroaches.

  12. grazer

    grazer said, 2 months ago

    FACT: If the newspaper industry goes under, cockroaches and other disgusting bugs will rule!

  13. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Lots of people give cockroaches names, put leashes on them and bring them into the U.S.

  14. richgrise

    richgrise said, 2 months ago

    The Wiz should put in a grant request saying something about how “global warming” affects cockroaches - he’ll get $10 million in taxpayer money.

  15. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    Sad to say, but roaches will be around long after the human race becomes extinct.

  16. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    True , but only if he can prove there’s no need for the research .

  17. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Wrong! Peta believes its wrong to kill pests such as bugs and rodents

  18. Chateaux Margaux

    Chateaux Margaux said, 2 months ago

    Cockroaches! Dude, they sure can run fast!

  19. rushfan3

    rushfan3 said, 2 months ago

    Man, That ‘roach’ clip pun made me laugh my bleeep off. I will have to use that one. I agree let’s see what the PETA folks can do living in a NYC apartment with 50 million of those critters

  20. cholldekkgher stenstenstaffgher

    cholldekkgher stenst... said, 2 months ago

    Can I honk my car horn that plays “La Cucaracha” now?
    I hope this will not offend you………………..NOT!!

  21. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    @ fesalazarsoto Check out www.urbandictionary.com for the term “vegan noobs”

    Vegan: aka extreme Vegetarian a person who wouldn’t eat meat OR wear any product that are made from animals.

    Noob: a totally clueless person who doesn’t know what’s going on.

  22. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I once wrote of an epic monster (featured in EverQuest II) that he’s not a cockroach that he should suffer just for existing. (And now you know how cockroaches usually fare around *my* place.)