Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. threlfallm

    threlfallm said, 2 months ago

    Better than a 47% chance of return, and phenomenal up side compared to the market. Of course, just as phenomenal a down side.

  2. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 2 months ago

    ID has a Casino Royale.

  3. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, 2 months ago

    I bet the King gets the 53% guaranteed return on his investment.

  4. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 2 months ago

    Seems as if alot of US banks put most of theirs on red s well.

  5. Powerboy

    Powerboy said, 2 months ago

    Buy a Lotto Ticket Wiz.

  6. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    What number red, Wiz?

  7. ozzimandius

    ozzimandius said, 2 months ago

    He means Just red Susan001, there are red numbers and black numbers, and only 2 green numbers, so if you bet jsut red, or jsut black you get a 47% chance on winning double your money back, its about the best possible odds there are, but of course if you loose, you’ve jsut dumpped all yopur clams, and now all you,ve got is the free buffet and the floor show.

  8. rshive

    rshive said, 2 months ago

    This is all a dream. The King never gives bonuses.

  9. Fer Lefer

    Fer Lefer said, 2 months ago

    Maybe he does give bonuses; what if Wiz made him 1/8” taller?

    ( ^ _ ^ )

  10. jo  shaw

    jo shaw said, 2 months ago

    It’s what people did with theirstimulus checks.

  11. Chateaux Margaux

    Chateaux Margaux said, 2 months ago

    Hey, You Never Know. You Gotta Be In It, To Win It.

  12. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 2 months ago

    JoShaw,

    What “people?”

  13. jml58

    jml58 said, 2 months ago

    Lotto is a tax on people who don´t do the math.

    I never said I did the math.

  14. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Doesn’t the FINK that is King own the casino, as well?

    I’m sure he gets a large piece of the action, wooden you say?

  15. MatureCanadian

    MatureCanadianGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    I don’t think Wiz expects to win, just not lose as much as the stock market would take him for!

  16. pschearer

    pschearerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    It’s worse than unfair to compare a rational investment risk with gambling. That’s a libel the Marxists have pushed for over a century.

  17. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 2 months ago

    you cannot lose if you do not play.

  18. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Same affect

  19. EarlWash

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Now, isn’t gambling a lot more fun than doing dull stuff like paying bills and buying food for the family? After all, there’s still wellfare!

  20. Honourbound

    Honourbound said, 2 months ago

    Maybe the Wiz can predict which numbers win or not..

  21. Susan001

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    Thank you for the explanation, Ozzi.

  22. Ronshua

    RonshuaGenius_badge said, 2 months ago

    Free lunch , WHERE ! Floor Show , bring your plastic ! Cabaret Show , don’t count drink cost , free .

    Susan Although Ozzi’s explanation is . Percentage pay back is totally governed by Mr. Murphy’s immutable laws .

    You can take that all the way to the Poorhouse !