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   tbree said, 2 months ago

   Yep, that’s just how life is. Just as soon as you think things are going your way, something comes along to crush you.

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   pouncingtiger said, 2 months ago

   I’ll second that notion, tbree.

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   Llewellenbruce said, 2 months ago

   I bet that’s the last time he reads his fortune even though
   it came true.

4. 

   Yukoner said, 2 months ago

   Last time I opened a fortune cookie it read,”That wasn’t really chicken.”

5. 

   sjoujke said, 2 months ago

   Tsk, tsk - you’re supposed to look both ways before crossing the street.

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   Powerboy said, 2 months ago

   Rodney…It’s called Murphys’ Law!

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   Ronshua said, 2 months ago

   Prim example / demonstration of said law !

   Hope my HMO is better than Rodney’s .
   She looks strikingly like Nurse Mildred “Big Nurse” Ratched .
   Recovery for me would be stimied .

8. 

   dkram said, 2 months ago

   Not the nose! That 50% of Rodney’s body!

9. 

   Jo Jo said, 2 months ago

   “… in bed!”

   And it came true!

10. 

    Chateaux Margaux said, 2 months ago

    His nose was injured too. How painful. More painful is being served horrible Jello.

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    Joe Allen Doty said, 2 months ago

    Bung has always been “full of spirit(s)” in this strip. So, the fortune is “forth-telling” and not foretelling.

    Sir Rodney is accident prone.

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    jimpow said, 2 months ago

    My fortune cookie said, “Hurry up and pay your bill. Other people are waiting for your table.”

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    boldyuma said, 2 months ago

    Years ago on the show “Becker” Ted Danson
    had a story about good luck/bad luck which
    he called his ‘rubber band’ theory…….
    The rubber band get’s streched out so far
    with good luck and then…wham… get’s you
    in the end…..That’s when you look up to the
    heaven’s and say…”Wow I didn’t see that one
    coming….I like your work”…

14. 

    kirbydude said, 2 months ago

    My fortune cookie says that some dude name Rodney will get crushed by a horse and carraige. phsycic.

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    TheWildSow said, 2 months ago

    But Rodney’s fortune came true – he is being waited on hand & foot – because he can’t move!

16. 

    Tigger said, 2 months ago

    Funny!

17. 

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Well, I never knew!!

18. 

    EarlWash said, 2 months ago

    Sometimes it pays to watch where your going in life if you don’t want to get crushed

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    yyyguy said, 2 months ago

    last fortune cookie i opened said, “Help! I’m being held prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!”

20. 

    tbree said, 2 months ago

    Doesn’t matter if you watch where you are going. Even looking straight ahead, you’ll miss the piano falling from three stories straight up.

21. 

    Susan001 said, 2 months ago

    Was that “spirit” or “spirits”? LOL

22. 

    Furienna said, 2 months ago

    Poor Rodney!

23. 

    Todd said, 2 months ago

    Why is Bung suddenly sober in the third to last panel? Did the green tea detoxify his liver?

24. 

    OldHipster said, 2 months ago

    Well, Bung is just………….

    BUNG!