Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. Johanan Rakkav

    Johanan RakkavGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    There was your date!

  2. SQUIDBREAKER

    SQUIDBREAKER said, 3 months ago

    Three spritzes and you’re out.

    He’ll go out singing the Macin’ street Blues.

    Her nickname must be ‘Lace and Mace’.

    Can’t type A on that one.

  3. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, 3 months ago

    He looks a bit…..surprised???? I guess a second date is out of the question????

  4. big G 3469

    big G 3469Genius_badge said, 3 months ago

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!

    That’s the last time he’ll go out with her!

  5. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 3 months ago

    He was bound to get maced at some point during the evening; he just cut to the chase.

  6. Ladywolf17

    Ladywolf17 said, 3 months ago

    This situation has been put on mace before the guy could even make his move.

    What an idiot! He should have read the label first.

  7. Greeneyed Texan

    Greeneyed TexanGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    He is a guy Ladywolf17. They don’t read labels. He deserves that for using something not his without asking permission. She now knows what kind of guy he is and there will be no 2nd date.

  8. Mitstan

    Mitstan said, 3 months ago

    Agreed Greeneyedtxn… :D

  9. TheSkulker

    TheSkulkerGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    Second that Greeneyedtxn! heisted by his own arrogance.

  10. dkram

    dkram said, 3 months ago

    Ouch! >.<

  11. Greg Sagan

    Greg Sagan said, 3 months ago

    I just want to know if it improved his breath.

  12. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 3 months ago

    I wonder if it tastes good. lol

  13. Mac

    Mac said, 3 months ago

    Jo Jo said, ”He was bound to get maced at some point during the evening; he just cut to the chase.”

    +1

    Also, -1 for beating me to it.

  14. Nozzi

    Nozzi said, 3 months ago

    That happens, I remember once when I was a kid, my mom mistook bug spray for hair spray.

  15. crunkbot

    crunkbot said, 3 months ago

    When I was a kid, we had a neighbor that went kookoo on PCP, and the cops maced him. The only effect it had was to aggravate his asthma and he died on our sidewalk.

  16. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 3 months ago

    He is an ingorant thinker!

  17. OldHipster

    OldHipster said, 3 months ago

    The FINK is a KING
    Too dumb to wear bling
    Sir Rodney is gone
    Won’t be back till dawn

    So let’s all stand and sing!

    HUZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

  18. Josh 1360

    Josh 1360 said, 3 months ago

    Be thankful it’s not one with the stick and the spiked ball!

  19. Tigger

    TiggerGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    One Spritz and he’s Out!

  20. Shikamoo

    ShikamooGenius_badge said, 3 months ago

    I guess she didn’t trust him, did she?

    She didn’t look too surprised- but he sure does!

  21. Just plain Steve

    Just plain Steve said, 3 months ago

    Nozzi, did she end up with dead hair or a bug with a perm?

  22. saturntv

    saturntv said, 3 months ago

    @ Maresha - what is that whole A thing about anyway?