Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart

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  1. Yukoner

    Yukoner said, 4 months ago

    Quick, kiss the frog. You might get lucky.

  2. somebodyshort

    somebodyshortGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL

  3. gimmickgenius

    gimmickgeniusGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    somebodyshort said,

    True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL

    Lucky if their car was still there!

  4. Powerboy

    Powerboy said, 4 months ago

    Got to remember this one for sure.

  5. MrSpock

    MrSpock said, 4 months ago

    The unanswered question is what is so wrong with his
    wife’s turkey loaf that the Wizard feels compelled to leave?

  6. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    She should make turkey loaf more often.

  7. Lewreader

    LewreaderGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    BC13 Fine idea

  8. Bdaysuit

    Bdaysuit said, 4 months ago

    Ya mean there’s more than one Wizard?

  9. moonrise293

    moonrise293 said, 4 months ago

    Spock:
    It’s turkey loaf. ‘nuff said!

  10. tbree

    tbree said, 4 months ago

    Wouldn’t the snake have eaten the frog and the bats? There should have been a very lumpy snake in there instead.

  11. Wildmustang1262

    Wildmustang1262 said, 4 months ago

    The wizard has magical trick for that robbery. That’s too bad sadly!

  12. sjoujke

    sjoujke said, 4 months ago

    Hey - Mr Spock - does Mrs. Wizard look like a good cook to you?

  13. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    At least she cooks for him. He ought to appreciate that much. Even bad turkey loaf is better than none.

  14. Dypak

    DypakGenius_badge said, 4 months ago

    The joke woulda been funnier if the thief had pulled a turkey loaf out of the bag. A bit hard for the artist to convey the idea of a turkey loaf though. I guess the wife could have been carrying it on a tray.

  15. rshive

    rshive said, 4 months ago

    Critters courtesy of the Wizards’ Discount Shoppe.

  16. BC13

    BC13Genius_badge said, 4 months ago

    He’s the Wiz. Unless he is disenchanted, he should be able to produce turkey loaf at will (or anything else) - unlike Bullwinkle: “Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”

  17. Jowykins

    Jowykins said, 4 months ago

    The real question is what that brown spiral thing is on the first panel

  18. Jo Jo

    Jo Jo said, 4 months ago

    Maybe that’s the last turkey loaf he ate.

  19. kab2rb

    kab2rb said, 4 months ago

    Since I can’t have fat. Turkey loaf might not be too bad. Hamburger gets greasy. Any suggestions?

  20. rricchhterr

    rricchhterr said, 4 months ago

    l believe, Jowykins, that would be a rug…

  21. Furienna

    Furienna said, 4 months ago

    Yeah, but it doesn’t look much like one.

  22. treBsdrawkcaB

    treBsdrawkcaB said, 4 months ago

    The Wiz just wasn’t thinking! He should have turned the thief into Turkey Loaf!